Adult Copywriting Packages

Welcome To The Word Slut Method

From Professional Goddesses to Spicy Queens, we can all embrace our inner slut! The Satisifed Kat Copy tried and tested website copy method that intrigues, guides, and converts your audience into clients.

S: Keep it SPICY; you can be honest, joke, and let your customers know who you are and what you offer them. Think of your website copy as that first initial DM you want to catch attention, show your personality, and leave them hot under the collar to return for more

L: LEAD your customers. Your copy should entice them to swipe right on you and make them want to go on a date with you (or buy your products, at the very least!)

U: Show you UNDERSTAND your customer's problems

T: Be TRUTHFUL in what you offer

The Sweet Spot

What's included:

• 1-hour call: we will talk about your business, your brand voice, and your needs

• Deep dive into your brand, style, services, and needs with my onboarding questionnaire

• Competitor and keyword research

• CTA’s and Hook research

• 5 pages of website, including: Home, About, Packages, Contact/Screening Form, FAQs

• 5 x Blog headings

• Brand TOV for consistency

• 2x revisions

Price: £3000

The Happy Ending

What's included:

• Onboarding 1-hour call: we will talk about your business, your brand voice, and your needs

• Deep dive into your brand, style, services, and needs with my onboarding questionnaire

• Competitor and keyword research

• CTA’s and Hook research

• 8-10 website pages, including: Home, About, Services, Packages, Wishlists, Blog Page Copy (not an actual blog), Contact/Screening Form, Policy, FAQs

• 5 x Blog headings and templates

• Brand ToV to help you stay consistent

• 1 Long Form Platform Advert

• 2x revisions

Price: £5000

Think of it as turning your dating profile over to your best friend to fill out so they can help you show off your best qualities and hottest selfies! The aim isn't to make you feel bad but to help you see yourself as the bad bitch they already know you are. That's what this package does, but for your website!

My website roast is an in-depth audit and copy editing package for when you just need a friendly, but honest, voice to offer you feedback and help to get your copy to the place you need it.

What is included:

• You chose how many of our website pages need roasting, and I will go in and do a full rewrite via Google Docs so you can see the changes I have made and add feedback

• A 1-hour revision call, where I will screen share and show you the changes, explain my reasoning, and allow you to provide feedback on any additional changes you would like.

• 1 round of revisions included

• The final updated copy, so you can update your site immediately

Price: £500 per page

Roast Your Website

Website Copywriting Packages

The perfect hook to catch attention and get those bookings!

These platform adverts can be used across different sites, including Slixa, Tryst, London Kinky Escorts, and many others.

Escort Site Platform Advert

What is included:

• Discovery call: we get to know you, your services, and your brand (GFE, Domme, Femme fatal)

• I will go away and create an advert that u can use across all escort service websites to promote yourself

• 1 round of revisions included

Who is it for: Escorts looking for help with adverts for their services on Escort Sites

Price: £500

Add on for an additional £100

• Onlyfans and social media bios for consistency

Platform Advert

The Process

Like any sexual interaction, working with me requires a four-step process, from getting to know each other to the final product that will leave you satisfied with your work.

Foreplay

Once we have warmed up and the first invoice has happened, we will get warmed up before the main event! I will send over all the onboarding documents for you to complete and send the link to your Google Drive folder; this is where all the work and documents for our time will go. We will also arrange a longer 60-minute call where I will outline my plan for the project; we can discuss any relevant background information I will need from you for my research, and get to know each other so I can create a first draft that fits your brand's tone of voice.

Sexual Tension

We don’t just dive into starting the project; we gently warm ourselves up. Once you have used the contact form to request which packages you would like, I will send over a calandly link where you can book a 30-minute complimentary discovery call; this is to outline the project deliverables, deadlines, and agree on our terms. After that, I will send over our contract and the first invoice (50% of the project's overall cost).

Climax

And we have reached our climax! Once I have sent the final product and you are happy with it, I will send the final invoice, which will be paid within two weeks. After that, the website pages, blogs, or product descriptions are yours, so you can do what you want with them. After two weeks, I will send an email requesting a testimonial; after a further two weeks, I will ask for your analytics and offer any optimization ideas you can implement to ensure you are getting the best results for your product.

Intercourse

In this phase, you can lie back and let me do all the work as I diligently produce the first draft of the deliverables. I will send you the first draft for your first round of edits. This is when you can change any information on the page, move things around, and even request that I add or remove bits. As we approach the end of our time together, before I send over the finalized product, we will go through a second draft and a final round of edits to ensure your satisfaction with the finished product.

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